Trying for a baby terminology, sperm donor slang and glossary.
Confused or haven’t the faintest idea what that medical term means? Look it up in our glossary for all words related to getting pregnant, pregnancy, AI and sperm donation (some humorous).
✅2WW – Two-week wait Luteal Phase – 10-19 (14 average) days after ovulation
✅500 yards – the distance you need to park your car away from recipient’s house
✅AF /Aunt Flo /decorators in/the witch/turned (North East England) – Menstrual cycle
✅AI – Artficial insemination
✅Baby Dust – sperm
✅Baby Dance – Sex
✅Back to Back Donations – Usually a donation in the evening and again the next morning (common for hotel stays)
✅Back to Back Babies -Conceiving soon after a baby born (usually 6 months or less)
✅Beta – Blood test for PG
✅BFP – Big fat pregnancy/positive (BFN – Big Fat NO/negative!)
✅Binned – giving a recipient/donor the heave ho because of lack of success
✅Blighted ovum – poor quality fertilised egg
✅Bros before hoes – sperm donors looking out for each other
✅Bumper Harvest – Donating to lots of recipients in a short period of time and getting good results
✅CD – Cycle Day
✅Chicks before Dicks/ Sisters before Misters- Sisterhood/recipients looking out for each other
✅CM – Cervical mucus
✅CP Cervical Position
✅Cum Bucket – recipient who uses more than one donor per cycle
✅Cycle Buddy – Same cycle day as yourself or Donor and Recipient in close non sexual relationship
✅Cyster – Recipient with PCOS
✅Dancing around the egg – when you just miss ovulation often by just a day or 2
✅Devastating News – Miscarriage etc
✅Don’t ruffle another man’s rhubarb – don’t steal a recipient from another donor
✅DP – Dancing Partner; spouse, or significant other
✅DPO – days past ovulation
✅DTD – did the deed
✅Delivery Man – proven donor
✅Donorsaur – a donor who is too old for recipient
✅EDD – Estimated Due Date
✅Egg Alert- when a woman is ovulating
✅EPO – Evening Primrose Oil
✅EWCM Egg-White Cervical Mucus
✅FP /SP -Fake profile / scam profile /sock puppet (controlled by someone else for malicious purposes) includes: men, woman, reporters etc
✅Failed Implantation-when swimmers have successfully met egg but cytoblast (embryo) hasn’t stuck in the womb (may lead to pregnancy symptoms during 2 week wait…following cycle might be affected by lower Progesterone)
✅Fast donation/slow donation-less donor abstaining (better day of ovulation)/ more donor abstaining (3-4 days better few days before ovulation)
✅Flaked out – changed mind about donation
✅FMU- First morning urine
✅Game of snap – working out which donors or recipients have multiple accounts/identities via photos, ip addresses etc
✅Ghosted – when a recipient or donor disappears without trace
✅HPT – Home pregnancy test (Pee stick or electronic)
✅HDK – Hubby doesn’t know / husband isn’t to know he wouldn’t agree (can also be used with Lesbian couples)
✅DHK? – Does husband/partner know?
✅Immaculate Conception – How Lesbians explain to their family how they are pregnant
✅Jaffa – seedless or low sperm count
✅Joy juice – sperm
✅Lambing Season – when lots of women/recipients are trying to conceive or giving birth at same time
✅LH surge – the hormonal surge that happens prior to ovulation, which indicates your body is gearing up to ovulate
✅Man milk – sperm
✅Munta – ugly woman you would rather not donate to
✅NI -Natural insemination
✅NS – no showed, refers to guy not turning up or not being able to produce on demand
✅NWE / not worth effort – often too old, erratic cycles, too risky, too far away, better offers etc
✅OMT- Off my turf / that’s my patch!
✅OPK- Ovulation predictor kit
✅OSA / one step ahead – the job of donors
✅POAS – pee on a stick (/ovulation/pregnancy test)….can become addictive!
✅PCOS – Polycystic ovarian syndrome
✅PD – proven donor
✅PDO – Predicted ovulation date
✅PG – Pregnant, preggers or pregnancy
✅Pimping her bloke – successful previous recipient who recommends service of donor to friends
✅Production/Procurement Room – room designated for donor to produce his donation
✅Proven Donor – a donor with success under his built (usually has good knowledge of ovulation, cycles, implantation etc)
✅PUPO -Pregnant until proved otherwise
✅Pump and dumper – guy who does disappearing act after getting confirmation of pregnancy (Sperm Jacker is the female equivalent)
✅Quigley – one donation, two BFPs! For a lesbian couple.
✅RE Reproductive Endocronolgist – doctor who specializes in fertility problems (not to be confuse with fake doctors!)
✅Rilf – AI Recipient I’d like to f…
✅RM – Recon Mission – wasted donation due to bad ovulation timing/wrong date given by recipients
✅RSE / reached sticky end – produced semen
✅SA – Semen Analysis
✅Snow babies – left over embryos after successful fertility treatment (maybe for future use)
✅SoD/SOAP – Sex on Demand/Sex on a plate
✅Spank bank – an man’s stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while producing for AI
✅SPEM – Sperm Meets Egg Plan
✅Sperm Cadet- a guy new to donating
✅Sperm Drain or Sperm Guzzler- a women who demands donations every day for 2 weeks to be sure… donor’s partner may act like this if she suspects her partner is donating
✅Spermdroid – how you feel after donating every day for a week or more often to different women aka donor machine
✅Spermdumpster / sperm harvester / cocktail shaker – a woman who receives donations from multiple donors during ovulation ( often not tell any of the donors) ie sperm lottery, sperm roulette
✅Spermelicious – a desirable recipient aka spermworthy
Spermgolf – trying to get your donation straight into the jar, pot or jar
✅Spermjail – Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.
✅Sperm Sandwich – Sperm Snack – Sperm Mega Burger – 2 donations per cycle – 1 donation – 3+ donations!
✅Spermission – when a woman picks up from the 100’s of offers she has received
✅Sperm Jerkers- the porn DVDs,or mags women think you need to achieve orgasm (from tear jerker movies to make you cry)
✅Sperm Digger – a woman just after your sperm like a gold digger!
✅Sperm Prostitute – a donor who donates to a clinic or who charges more than reasonable travel costs!
✅Sperm Sisters- Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.
✅Sperm Tourists- meeting in a hotel for donations often half way between where the recipients and donors live
✅Sperm Wasters- Woman who cancel appointment at last minute often with a lame excuse.
✅Swimmers – Good mobile sperm
✅TR Tubal (Vasectomy) Reversal (qualified with unsuccessful or successful)
✅TTC – Trying to conceive
✅TW – time waster
✅WTB / way too butch – usually when both Lesbian partners are too butch for donor’s liking